1 Watched all things Jerry Seinfeld on YouTube and wondering just what it is about his voice that mesmerizes me.
2 Made a chart documenting my hot flashes; time, length, severity, activity…
3 Vowed to redo my work schedule to accommodate me and not everyone else. (Phrases to be eliminated: “Sure, I’ll switch my shift with Mary.” “Of course, I will stay on night shift until you can replace me.” -That was said in June, it’s almost October.-…and the infamous “Put me on wherever/whenever you want to.”)
4 Stared at my calendar.
5 Played solitaire on my phone.
6 Did a head to toe assessment of my physical attributes and flaws.
7 Did 200 squats and some Pilates.
8 Decided to throw out/give away the massive amount of stuff I’ve insisted I may need some day.
9 Wondered for the millionth time, does anyone really give a shit what I have to say or how I feel? Do I?
10 Drank too much coffee and smoked too many cigarettes.
11 Contemplated the meaning of life and the state of humanity.
12 Played John Lennon’s “Imagine”.
13 Watched infomercials and wanted everything.
14 Acknowledged how incredibly boring I am.
15 Gave up trying to end this list with something clever.